Hola Campers of old and new!!! So OK, with all that's been going on emotionally and physically I hadn't had time to blog. And lately I've really wanted too because I have so many thoughts brewing in my mind. But because I'm in no real mood to be all expressive wordy Carlita I decided to break it all down in a list. Because lists are waaaay easier and because I hadn't given you Campers one in a very long time. So without further ado here's a list of some of the things I think about when I'm on weed and remember these aren't in any specific order.... 

I wonder what happened to all the crazy chicks I used to know back in the day? Hey Wendy R- where are you?

Seriously? Many women are really into watching organized sports such as football, basketball, and baseball on TV? I understand being at the game, but TV? Seriously?

I wonder how much shit I forget when I'm not on weed?

I wonder what is some of the shit I forgot when I'm not on weed?

What a coinkydink that Tyler Perry's initials "TP" are the same as Toilet Paper considering 99% of his movies are shit...

Does T.M. realize how much love was involved in regards to my actions that evening in the store? I do love you and I'm still waiting!

I always wonder what happened to Felicia W; my high school neighbor who I smoked out with parked in her Mercedes in the parking lot of a high school dance. I wonder does she still laugh when she thinks about how hard we were trippin' before and after some dude knocked on her car door window in the middle of a storm yelling at us that "for over an hour we had been blocking the parking lot exit" and there were no less than 50 cars blocked in behind us even though they were obsessively honking the horn at us trying to get us to move.

Will the majority of Blacks ever come together like the majority of whites? EX: The Tea Party, RepubliKlans, Skin heads or The 4H Club?

Why did they replace soap operas with shit TV doctor and talk shows?

Why do people think that Cancun is a great vacation destination? The weather sucks ass and the food is mediocre at best.

Why do people on Social Networks talk so much shit? OK maybe not all but definitely some. You gotta admit many pussies get Internet balls...

Glad I don't have to go to anymore funerals because I don't like my family.

Does anyone besides me love Pretty Little Liars?

I wonder will anyone buy my book No Love Lost and read it?

Why do so many of our children seem to be drawn to violence lately?

Why does looney Jackie Christie have a 20 year old picture up representing herself on her website?

Is it worth my time to watch the new show "Once Upon a Time" on ABC?

How fucked up is it when you start a bomb ass blog on weed then your high comes down?

I'll tell ya, it's fucked up. Because you know what Campers? That's it for me, I'm done. I am sober so I don't know what the H E double hockey sticks to think about anymore, so with that I'm about to go enjoy some more wine and trees - because I like being able to remember... Plus there's no Marathon so I can drink again, Yay! So until our next camp out remember the fire's always burning here at Carlita's Camp!

And don't forget to check out my new book, "No Love Lost" 
on Amazon for your Kindle download... Click the purple title and it'll take you to the preview.