This Blog: Where Then, Now, & Next Steps Meet
Hola Campers Happy New Year!! I know I'm late on the year end wrap up but if you had as many issues as I do you might be a tad bit slow on the draw as well. So here it goes...
We started 2011 with a bang - literally, with fireworks in Sweden! But then we were forced to leave our fair Europe because I got so sick because I was being victimized by killer mold. So we relocated to Mexico but not without 1st getting robbed by a Spanish airline. However because of your help and my persistence we got our money back!!! And all along the way we saw plenty of sites that year as we had the years prior. We even had time to slip over to Belize for a long weekend. Although I gotta admit once you've seen 1 ancient Mayan ruin you've pretty much seen them all, I honestly could barely tell them apart - I had to look at the dates of the pictures. But they are amazing as are the beaches in both Cancun and Belize.
The Asshole Wall of Fuck Them
So after a great year of interesting sites, honing my survival skills, engaging in wicked treachery and fighting evil I learned this: I still adore traveling more than anything, Black mold will kill ya, Mexico could give a fuck about its workforce, some people are just vile for no reason at all, home is where your heart is, my dad is very ill and that I, your counselor needed to quit Fakebooking for fear of blowing my mind up (But please click "Like" on my Carlita's Camp page on Facebook so that you'll know when my new blogs are up, because sooner than later I'm deleting my profile).
As for my plans for the near and dear future - well Campers another relocation is afoot (I'll keep you posted - remember this is a mobile camp). So stay tuned because there's more where this came from, including new adventures, more CRA, new Chronic History Tales and YES another not so smash book or maybe even 2.
So until our next camp out buy my book "No Love Lost" enjoy the wine and trees and remember the fire's always burning here at Carlita's Camp! Happy New Year Campers and please make it your best year EVER!
We started 2011 with a bang - literally, with fireworks in Sweden! But then we were forced to leave our fair Europe because I got so sick because I was being victimized by killer mold. So we relocated to Mexico but not without 1st getting robbed by a Spanish airline. However because of your help and my persistence we got our money back!!! And all along the way we saw plenty of sites that year as we had the years prior. We even had time to slip over to Belize for a long weekend. Although I gotta admit once you've seen 1 ancient Mayan ruin you've pretty much seen them all, I honestly could barely tell them apart - I had to look at the dates of the pictures. But they are amazing as are the beaches in both Cancun and Belize.



The Asshole Wall of Fuck Them








So after a great year of interesting sites, honing my survival skills, engaging in wicked treachery and fighting evil I learned this: I still adore traveling more than anything, Black mold will kill ya, Mexico could give a fuck about its workforce, some people are just vile for no reason at all, home is where your heart is, my dad is very ill and that I, your counselor needed to quit Fakebooking for fear of blowing my mind up (But please click "Like" on my Carlita's Camp page on Facebook so that you'll know when my new blogs are up, because sooner than later I'm deleting my profile).
As for my plans for the near and dear future - well Campers another relocation is afoot (I'll keep you posted - remember this is a mobile camp). So stay tuned because there's more where this came from, including new adventures, more CRA, new Chronic History Tales and YES another not so smash book or maybe even 2.
So until our next camp out buy my book "No Love Lost" enjoy the wine and trees and remember the fire's always burning here at Carlita's Camp! Happy New Year Campers and please make it your best year EVER!






I freakin' love you! This was a fun blog! Fun take on life. I feel so sad for the geckos, especially the one whose tail you cut off and I wish you'd spare those little guys. Your pictorials are killin' me and glad I didn't make it on to one of those! ROFL! Live & love life! God bless you, girlie! & let the haters hate!
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LOL Thank You SOOOO MUCH for reading and enjoying Brandy! I know the geckoes are sort of cute however in the middle of the night when they jump out of the cabinents - well - ummm - nevermind I'm sure you understand.
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In humor you remind me a lot of Wanda Sykes = ) Combined with your gift of expressing yourself with words I thoroughly enjoy reading your work Carlita. I'm looking forward to checking out a whole lot more of your adventures. One day you're going to have to tell me how you're able to travel so effortlessly to exotic lands = ) I ain't hating, I just would like to tag along one day = ) Oh...and I'm glad that I didn't make your shit list. As always my friend....Paz y Amour...Siempre
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Thank You Greg! Wanda is some big ole shoes to fill, but da Comedy writing Gods sho nuff know I'll try!
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A-holes, Geckos & farming Camp. Nice!
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Happy New Year Bernie and THANK YOU for reading! And I gotta say - YES it was a nice camp out last year. Now if I can only top it this year by actually making some real MONEY! Much love my friend!
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Enjoy what you do and the cash will follow. Loads of love!
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That is my plan Bernie! And I honestly think I can get it done, let's hope! LOL
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Wow. What a lot has happened in a year. Wishing you the best in 2012. Good health, success in all your endeavors.
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Yes what a year Ayala. Happily I've had a few good years lately. I'm wishing you all the best for the new year as well! Enjoy that new baby! Happy New Year and thanks for reading!
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Carlita, great article as always. I will miss you on FB. I enjoyed our small convos. I have your page "LIKED". Happy New Year, to you and yours. I wish you well this year and am still praying for you and your Dad for recovery from your ailments. Peace, Love and Blessings to you always.
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Thank You Brotherr for reading! I won't be far from FB I just won't be a part of things where anger permeates and bad attitudes fester. I really need some positive reinforcement and closing my profile is only step 1. I think I'm gonna get a cell phone and start Tweeting in a couple of weeks. LOL Happy New Year and much love to you too!!!
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Just great, keep up the creativity and humor, when I grow up, I want to be like you!..lol...Love it! Happy New Year and I look forward to what's coming next!
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Happy New Year Tonia and thanks for reading! I am for sure trying to keep the creative jiuces flowing but right now it's a task... And you know you'll be kept abreast of all that lies a head. I can't wait to meet you in the coming weeks.
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Howdy there. That's just some pretty awesome blog. I like it a great deal and will certainly come here more regularly from now on. It's all about the actual appearance anyway, therefore I feel your site rocks in that element.
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Keep doing your thing girl! Love it!
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Thank You Denise!!! Happy New Year Lady! How's the site?
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